I'm not racist, I own a colored TV!

Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones

whats the most confusing day in Jamaica?

fathers day

What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

I'm not racist. My shadow is black

Q:what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home

How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao
-only Juan

It's so easy to tell when a white person is mad cause they turn different colors like fruity pebbles.

whats faster than a black person stealing your car? him driving away in it

I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up bro!