I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.

what's the difference between Harry Potter & the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber.

What do you do if you see your TV floating?
say " DROP IT NIGGA"
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!

How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence

I know violence is not the best way to solve things, but when a nigga takes my KFC, I intend to get it back.

What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler

What did god say when he made the first black man?
Damn I burnt that one.

Q: What's the difference between a black person and a tire?
A: The tire doesn't sing when you slap the chains on it.

how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?

Hang one in the front