How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?

Throw them a basketball.

Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?



A: Borders

What do you call 100 million black dudes swimming in the beach?

Oil spill.

I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!

Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo - There was only two vans

Whats the difference between a mexican and a book?
"a book has papers"

What did the little black boy say when he had diarrhea?
Help me daddy I'm melting!

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys

How is the world like a jar of jelly beans?



No one likes the black ones.

I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.