A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, i will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish. After a thought he says he's got it. My first wish is i want a million dollars. Genie. your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars. Man. Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.. Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. And now you have but one wish
The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death

What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.

Why don't black people dream?



Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot

how can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?

ITS NOT THERE

What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?

An inmate.

What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life

Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!

what do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your backyard?

Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a blackpriest??

Holy shit.

What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?

A member of crimestoppers of america