what do black people and bicycles have in common?
they only work with a chain on

What is the difference between a black man and Santa?

Santa stops after the third Ho.

what do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
a churro

How do you kill 10,000 mexicans ?

you throw a quarter over a cliff

how do you kill 10,000 more?

tell em nobody got it

Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?

A: An Easy-Bake Oven

What do you call a black guy in a coffin?

A box of chocolate.

Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?

When she spread her legs he saw bush.

What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight



-a black eye, and a swollen lip.

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.

Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? - Someone lost a quarter