What do you call 100 million niggers jumping of a plane?
Night time.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill.... a avalanche!!!!
What's the difference between a boyscout and a Jew?
The boyscout comes back from camp.
How tall is the tallest arab in the world?
9'11''.
What's the worst part of being a black Jew?
You get the back of the oven.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza In a oven?
The pizza doesn't scream.
An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer...
Why did they fired the blond from the m&m factory? Cuz she kept througing away all the w's
What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
A bench can support a family