Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!!!!!!

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?



4 in the seats and 29 in the ash trash!

What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike :D

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

how asian people name there kids? They drop a fork down the stairs and it does chan chin chen chon.

What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton

if u post a black joke...... youll just get lame votes by black people.....

What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt
Afro turf

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope

What's the differences between a black guy and a horse ?
The horse doesn't cry when it gets whipped.