Yo momma so fat the wales sang to her "we are family even though your fatter than me"

yo momma so stupid that when she heard the super bowl was coming she took a spoon

Your mothers like a pump shotgun to cocks and one blow

yo mama so fat, she jump in da air and we never saw the sun again!

Yo Momma's so fat that when she put on a yellow shirt a kid yelled," Hey! there's the school bus!"

Yo momma so fat even Jesus can't lift her soul

Yo momma teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma so hairy that she make Bigfoot look bald!

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

yo momma is like a hockey player...







she changes pads every 3 periods