Yo Momma is like a hockey player she only showers after 3 priods.

Yo mama’s vagina is so hairy when she had you,it took 5 indiana jones to find you.

yo momma is so stupid he got trapped into a food store and she starved to death

your mom is like subway everybody eat fresh

Yo momma so fat, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Twinkie!!"

YO MAMA IS SO OLD HER SOCIAL SECURYTY NUMBER IS IN ROMAN NUMBERS

yo momma so damn ugly chuck norris looked at her and he died

Yo mama is so fat when the world ended we had to move onto her

Yo Momma is so fat they have to attach a siren to her back when she backs up

yo momma's so short when she gets off the bus she hits her forehead to the curb