Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

yo momma so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the iPad and made the iPad air

Yo momma so ugly when bloody Mary saw her bloody Mary asked if she wanted a job

yo mama is so stupid,she heared there was a ceral killer on the loos and the she hied her cherios

You momma is so big that I still remember the day I was looking at the news and all animal rescuers were trying to return that "blue whale" that was sleep on the sand back in to the ocean.

Yo momma is so ugly, even Cilit wouldn't bang her.

Every one knows about yo momma jokes but were the hell are the yo daddy jokes
yo daddys so gay he makes justin look strait.

yo mama so stupied that when the wether man saied its gonna be chilly out side she ran out with a bowl and a spoon

Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks,she blows,and she is always in the closet.