Yo mama so poor I blew out her lighter and she said who turned of the light

Yo Mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it showed to be continued

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners

Yo Momma so black, that she needs to put white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls.

yo momma is so fat when she steped on the scales it said to be continued

Your mams like a doorknob, Everybody gets a turn

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family"

yo mama like a piece of chicken fat greasy and everyone had a piece of her

Yo mama forehead so big when she sleeps her dreams are like movies

Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.