Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money

Yo Momma is so skinny, she uses a bandage as a MAXI pad.

yo mamma so stupid we caught her looking over a glass wall.

Yo mama so stupid she saw a bus filled with white people and said " Stop that twinky !"

Your mama so stupid she thought her vagina was a coin slot

Yo Momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

your moma is so poor the ducks through bread at her

Yo Momma so short she hang glide with Dorito's.

Your mum is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yo Momma so poor, when you asked her for a nickel, she said: "Boy, if i had a nickel we'd be living in a REAL box.