yo momma's so stupid she tried to climb mountain-dew

Yo Momma so fat she left the house wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops

Yo momma So damn fat She thought Addidas stand For [All Day I Dream About Snickers]

Your mom is so fat, when i tried to drive around her on a full tank, i ran out of gas halfway.

ya mommas so fat she went out with a waterproff yellow coat on and people kept shouting taxi

Yo mama so fat that when God said "let there be light" He asked her to move.

Your mom's so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth!!!

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale

yo momma so poor when i asked her what was for dinner she pulled out a shotgun an said the next person that moves

Yo Momma is so poor that birds throw her bread