Yo mama is like a vacuum, you turn her on, she sucks and blows, then gets laid in the closet

Yo Momma so ugly her pillow cries at night

Your mamma is so stupid when she looked at her reflection in the window she said who the hell are you

Yo Momma is so fat, her belly button makes it 15 mins before she does.

Yo momma so poor at her house they have to eat cereal with a fork to preserve milk.

yo mama so dumd she put makeup on her forhead just to make up her mind

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more.

Yo mama so ugly,the automatic open doors
Didn't open for her.

Yo mama so ugly,people pay her to keep
Her clothes on at a stripping club.