Yo momma so ugaly she walked into a scary hay ride and came out with a appilcation
Yo mamma so old when she farts she farts out dust
Yo momma so poor she couldnt even afford to finish this se
Yo momma so dumb she put the keys of the keyboard in alphabetical order
Yo momma so fat the earth thought that there was a new planet
Yo mamas so poor when I walked in the front door I tripped out the back
Yo mamas like a hardware store two cents for a screw
Yo mama is so fat her waist size is the equator
Yo mommy is so poor she can't even pay attention
yo mammas so fat when she dresses in green in tokyo and the japenese say "ahh it godzilla"