Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:42 in Puns  Favorites
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:41 in Puns  Favorites
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:32 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
GET A JOB if you are reading this or are u to dazed at this comment
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:30 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Goob tried to pick me up once so i punched him
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:29 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
If you pull my gas pump I'll give you free fuel.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:26 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
You save a Damsel rom falling off the side of a cliff. As your holding onto her, say" Hey baby, hows it hanging?"
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:24 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
the turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
he said: i sold my tv.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:23 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
If I was a rapist you would be my first victim
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:22 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Your a toilet. Why? Beacuse your full of shit
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:19:20 in Pick Up Lines  Favorites
Your ass must be an eclispe cause i've just been mooned
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