Why can't white people swim?
because crackers get soggy when wet!
what do u call a black person on a churck? holy shit ohhhhhh burnn haha get it
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Moo there is no dog!
Q: If a bunch of white guys running down a hill is an avalanche and a bunch of black guys running down a hill is a mudslide, then what is a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Your momma is so Mexican she got f*cked in the ass and still got pregnant!
White man black Mexican and a Chinese man have to eat her pussy white man eats the pussy and dies black man eats her pussy n dies Mexican eats her pussy n dies.Chinese man eats the pussy n doesn't die an she ask why didnt u die he says me Chinese me not dumb me put condom on me tounge
Theres three guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy. The devil approaches these three gentlemen and presents each of them with a huge bowl of chilie. He says, "if you can eat all this chilie, and make it up the stairway to heaven i will let you go. if not then im gunna cut your pecker off." so the white guy ate his chilie and made it halfway up the stairs before farting. so the devil brings him down. "wheres your daddy work?" the white guy responds, "lumberjack." so the devil chainsaws the white guys pecker off. the black guy eats his chili and makes it a quarter of the way up before farting. "wheres your daddy work?" he responds "butcher." so the devil meat cleavers his pecker off. The mexican farts while he eats the chilie. The devil stops him and says,"where does your daddy work?" the mexican smiles and says, "my daddy works at the lollipop factory. so start suckin b*tch!"
What is the difference between santa and a jew?
Santa goes up the chimney
What's the flattest surface you can iron on ?
A white girls a**
What keeps cops busy? 100 mexicans and 100 black guys and i linsey lohan