your Momma so fat that when she sat on a iPod she ate an i pad.

Yo Momma so fat when she put on a white sheet on herself she went as Antarctica.

Yo Momma, so fat, that three musketeers tried to send her mounds on the milky way to mars, but she just snickered and ate them all.

Yo Momma so ugly when she went outside at night and got arrested for moon-shine

Yo Momma so fat her belly button gets home 15 min. before she does.

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yo mamma so poor when it was time to move she kicked her can across tow

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Yo Momma so fat when she sat on the dollar she made a booger come out of George Washington's nose.

yo mama so fat when people saw her they yelled the earth is colliding