Me: Guess What?

Lad: What?

*Gets ran over by a bus*

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A jew doesn't scream when it's in the oven.

John died of the big c, no not cancer the c off of the coke sign.

Why did the baby drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck

a duck walks into a bar and animal control is called bc it is unsanitary to have a duck in the bar

What would happen if samara
(from the ring) is coming out of
the t.v and you change the channel Before her whole body comes out?

Q.Why did Barney explode?
A. Who f**king cares?

Meek Mill's real name is Robert Williams and Rick Ross' real name is William Roberts. There's something up with that...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's red and breaks your teeth?
-A brick!