Why is Jamie suck a fat asshole? HE WAS ADOPTED
Boy: how long is your pickle?
Other boy: which one my
Lunch or the one by my legs?
Boy: Baby you thirsty?? :-P
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vice versa wanna see how may people are STUPID
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man : Are your parents still together?
Guy : 'No' man : When did they split up?
Guy : 'last night' man : 'Oh so I banged her before the divorce ... sorry'
Two weeks later it was the mans funeral
Dominic Guzzo is a pussy ha!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERY ONE WHO POST ON HER IS FLIPPIN UNDER THE AGE OF 15 ( LIKE ME ) MOF ;)
goob is a fgot he lookslike a rabit goob is so weak he cant bend a wet noodle
12 year old girl to 15 year old girl: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've had sex with 12 guys and you haven't?!?! and you're fifteen?! LOL
15 year old girl to 12 year old girl: atleast my vagina is not like a skittle; letting every guy taste your disgsting old, smelly vagina
12 year old girl to 15 year old girl: HOLD UP! how'd you know it's smelly? hmm?
15 year old girl to 12 year old girl: every guy said so. Oh! and you've had MUCH MORE balls in your muth than hungry hungry hippo