GET A JOB if you are reading this or are u to dazed at this comment

Goob tried to pick me up once so i punched him

If you pull my gas pump I'll give you free fuel.

You save a Damsel rom falling off the side of a cliff. As your holding onto her, say" Hey baby, hows it hanging?"

the turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
he said: i sold my tv.

If I was a rapist you would be my first victim

Your a toilet. Why? Beacuse your full of shit

Your ass must be an eclispe cause i've just been mooned

Are you from outer space beacause your ass is out of this wotld

My dick died.
Can i burry it in you?