GET A JOB if you are reading this or are u to dazed at this comment
Goob tried to pick me up once so i punched him
If you pull my gas pump I'll give you free fuel.
You save a Damsel rom falling off the side of a cliff. As your holding onto her, say" Hey baby, hows it hanging?"
the turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
he said: i sold my tv.
If I was a rapist you would be my first victim
Your a toilet. Why? Beacuse your full of shit
Your ass must be an eclispe cause i've just been mooned
Are you from outer space beacause your ass is out of this wotld
My dick died.
Can i burry it in you?