Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.

Girl: Why??

Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.

*Gets laid*

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Thats why i don't go there anymore.....

want to see something dissapear?
how
bend over and lets see

.See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because your magically delicious

If you were beer, I'd be an alcoholic.

Ever been to Uganda?

Cause Uganda be bouncin' on dis dick.

guy: If I had a dime every time I saw a girl as pretty as you Id have ten cents.

Are you a beaver? Cause Dam.

You can stay but your clothes must go