I got skittles in my pants, come and taste the rainbow

Hey my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Is this Little Caesar's?

Because you're hot, and i'm ready ;)

I'd better get a library card because I'm checking you out

Do you have a mirror in your pocket ? because i see myself in your pants

me: hey I like your shirt

girl: thanks!

me: it would look better on my bedroom floor though

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? you hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat

Do you work at subway because you just made me a footlong