Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:00 in Comebacks  Favorites
Annoying Kid: your gay
You: Please, I'm straighter than your mama's stripping pole
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:59 in Comebacks  Favorites
Douche: Hey queer
Me: Sorry I couldn't hear you with all that dick in your mouth...
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:59 in Comebacks  Favorites
A person:Everyone thinks you are weird
Me:Bitch,i'm unique
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:57 in Comebacks  Favorites
you know the small dots on your balls, it's your sperm cells trying to escape because they dont want to make another you
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:56 in Comebacks  Favorites
Teacher: Your behaviour is unacceptable.
You: Your face is unacceptable.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:55 in Comebacks  Favorites
man* haven't we met before?
woman* Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:53 in Comebacks  Favorites
Boy: Which direction did the 5 gay guys walk
Girl: idk get 5 of your friends and walk in that direction
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:52 in Comebacks  Favorites
tell your mom to stop wearing blue lipstick she makes my dick look like a smurf
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:50 in Comebacks  Favorites
Me: how does it feel to be born on the highway
Friend: what???
Me: well isn't that were accidents happen
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:49 in Comebacks  Favorites
Person: This is seat is so hard!
Me: So is my dick, but your mum didn't complain when she sat on it.
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