Man: Dear do you know that exams are like women? Woman: How funny? Man: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful.
It's great to finally be 16 ... jobs ... cars ... and blowing your money on Girlfriends.
girl: do you have a naughty side?
boy: sometimes i dont do my homework....on purpose! SO HARDCORE!
You actually look good today!! Did you photoshop your face or something?
It's okay Emo kids; Pokemon hurt themselves in their confusion too.
A person: Why don't Homeless people play baseball? Homless person: Cuz they dont know where home is.
My scarecrow just won an award. He was outstanding in his field.
*goes online shopping*
*puts everything i want in a cart*
*checks subtotal*
*laughs and closes tab*
Instagram now permits video uploads. So now you can not only upload a picture of your food, but a video of it going into your mouth.
Whats an epileptics favorite meal?
Seizure salad.