Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:07 in Short  Favorites
Girl: "I wanna give you the best blowjob of all time!"

Me: "Really?"

Girl: "April fogwrhbrfv..."
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:06 in Short  Favorites
It's great to finally be 16 ... jobs ... cars ... and blowing your money on Girlfriends.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:04 in Short  Favorites
girl: do you have a naughty side?
boy: sometimes i dont do my homework....on purpose! SO HARDCORE!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:03 in Short  Favorites
You actually look good today!! Did you photoshop your face or something?
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:02 in Short  Favorites
It's okay Emo kids; Pokemon hurt themselves in their confusion too.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:01 in Short  Favorites
A person: Why don't Homeless people play baseball? Homless person: Cuz they dont know where home is.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:00 in Short  Favorites
My scarecrow just won an award. He was outstanding in his field.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:59 in Short  Favorites
*goes online shopping*
*puts everything i want in a cart*
*checks subtotal*
*laughs and closes tab*
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:58 in Short  Favorites
Instagram now permits video uploads. So now you can not only upload a picture of your food, but a video of it going into your mouth.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:58 in Short  Favorites
Whats an epileptics favorite meal?
Seizure salad.
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