What do 1 Direction and Justin Bieber have in common?

The 6 of them can't get a chick to save their lives.

Girls say guys are jerks but there favourite artist is lil wayne

a socialist, a illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar

the bartender says "hello president Obama"

how did they punish hellen keller?

by moving the furnature around

North West is gonna be scarred for life when she watches Bound 2

How do you wake up lady gaga?
Poke her face

Q:What's Rihanna's favorite verse from a song? A: Hit me baby 1 more time!

In Taylor Swift's song trouble, she lied. She said that her ex Harry was trouble. But which one of them has been in a whole bunch of unsuccessful relationships and has songs to prove it? Maybe its not Taylor's exes who are trouble, maybe she's trouble.

how dose Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalouge

What did Keith Lemon say to Evanna Lynch?

Irish you were naked.