What do 1 Direction and Justin Bieber have in common?

The 6 of them can't get a chick to save their lives.

Girls say guys are jerks but there favourite artist is lil wayne

a socialist, a illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar

the bartender says "hello president Obama"

how did they punish hellen keller?

by moving the furnature around

How do you wake up lady gaga?
Poke her face

North West is gonna be scarred for life when she watches Bound 2

Q:What's Rihanna's favorite verse from a song? A: Hit me baby 1 more time!

In Taylor Swift's song trouble, she lied. She said that her ex Harry was trouble. But which one of them has been in a whole bunch of unsuccessful relationships and has songs to prove it? Maybe its not Taylor's exes who are trouble, maybe she's trouble.

how dose Michael Jackson pick his nose?
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What did Keith Lemon say to Evanna Lynch?

Irish you were naked.