Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".

kn: kick ass for the only {GOD} if you lame you dont love god and justen bieber sucks.
ooh can you think who is better of course GOD.

kn:the rock:who is that girl singing on the radio?
girl: that is not a girl thats justin bieber

Rick Ross: I had to hustle to get to the top. You know, carry those bricks.
Police Officer: Oh, hey William. I havent seen you since the police academy.

Morgan Freemen narrioated his own death.

Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.

If Ben Roethlisberger were a pastry, he'd be a turnover!

Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

What family tradition did Robert Kardashian start when he helped get O.J. Simpson acquitted?



Kardashians getting black men off!