So justin bieber threw up on stage a couple of weeks ago... That settles it she's pregnant

Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus

Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm

What's the difference between Tiger woods and Santa??



Santa stops at 3 hoes

Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!

When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

When did the VMA'S turn into Viewing Miley's Ass?

Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.