Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby 'North West' I will be naming my first son 'Taco'.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What? To soon?
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
Pawn Stars:
Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"
Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like 'I still love you' and I'm like,
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
Rate kickass if you are sad about paul walker Rate lame if you are an ugly b*tch who will go to hell