Why did the one-handed blonde cross the road???





Bacause she wanted to go to the second hand shop...

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't! They're born that way.

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"



The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"

How do you entertain a blonde?

tell her to find a corner in a circle room

One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. the doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."

why did chevy invent horns in there early days ? so blondes would have something to blow in traffic jams!

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”

The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”

“No, I drove here.”

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

'Cause they make them feel famous!

What do you call three blondes on Christmas?

Ho,Ho,Ho

Blonde Invention:

Book on how to read