Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first?

Boy2: The blonde?

Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.

One day a blonde stopped at a stop sign then a cop came down and said mam you have been sitting her for four hours what are you doing the blonde said waiting for the stop sign to say go.

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?



A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.

Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
It was broken.

Q: Why did the blonde climb on to the roof?

A: Someone told her the drinks were on the house.

There was a brunette and a blonde speeding in a car. Brunette tells the blonde to watch out for the cops. Brunette says " You see any police lights". Blonde responds "Yes, no, yes, no, yes,no,yes."

Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away.

Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the redhead yells "HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away.

Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets shot.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth.