there are 3 girls on a island. they are blond, brunette and a black haired.
after 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says "Go home alredy. i will give you 1 wish each. use it wisley.
the brunette says "i want to go home!" and poof she goes home.
the black says "i want to go home!" and poof she goes home.
the the blonde says "i want my friends back!"

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