No one crosses Chuck Norris RD because no one crosses Chuck Norris

chuck norris threw a granade killed 50 people then it blew up

Isis sent Ra into outer space at his own request. Ra had known Chuck Norris was coming.

Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet?

It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them.

chuck norris died 20 years ago death just hasent bulit up the guts to tell him

Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, he's scary enough.

Ducks feed Chuck Norris at the pond.

Chuck Norris: Now kids do not try this "Swallows Lava"

When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them. They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris became the president the oval office would be sworn into him.