Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



Suggestions:



Run, before he finds you.

Try a different person.

Try someone less dangerous.

Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

chuck norris doesent battle he just allows you to loose

Chuck Norris doesn't do cocain,cocain does chuck Norris

One day, Chuck Norris threw a grenade. 50 people died............. and then the grenade exploded.

chuck norris doesnt go swimming water just choses to be around him

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris just completed his bracket for next years tournament

Chuck Norris has a dig bick.
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You still read that wrong.