When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up. He pushes the world down

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands once
They are now called the Islands

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways.

Chuck Norris hands life lemons

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris once had sex with a prostitute in the back of a semi-truck and some of his man juice seaped into the fabric fibers...that truck is now known as optimus prime!

Chuck Norris can make up true stories.

When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored

And decided to carve a sculpture with only his

Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....

Mount Rushmore

The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection.

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.