A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly, the only thing this man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can make up true stories.

Santa use to be real... before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list.

chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people..................... then it exploxed

the real reason hitler killed himself is because he found out chuck norris was jewish

Chuck Norris's cock is so big that 3/4 of it is still technically a virgin.

chuck norris can strangle you with a wireless telephone.

Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white... Chuck Norris scared the black out of him.

They once named a bridge after Chuck Norris. They had to tear it down, though because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris' daughter once lost her virginity.

Chuck Norris got it back.