They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

If you rate this kickass Chuck Norris will round-house kick One Direction off the face of the earth. If you rate this lame... Chuck... will...find you.....

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Why can't white people swim?

because crackers get soggy when wet!