Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones

I'm not racist, I own a colored TV!

Q:what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home

I'm not racist. My shadow is black

What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

It's so easy to tell when a white person is mad cause they turn different colors like fruity pebbles.

How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao
-only Juan

whats faster than a black person stealing your car? him driving away in it

I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.

I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up bro!