I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!

What do you call 100 million black dudes swimming in the beach?

Oil spill.

Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?



A: Borders

Whats the difference between a mexican and a book?
"a book has papers"

Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo - There was only two vans

What did the little black boy say when he had diarrhea?
Help me daddy I'm melting!

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys

How is the world like a jar of jelly beans?



No one likes the black ones.

I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.

there is a asain guy, white guy, and a Mexican guy on a ship and its sinking. so the captain says to throw anything off that they dont need. so the asian throws off some rice and says "we have to much of this in our country" the mexican throws off some beans and says " we have to much of this in out country" the white guy throws off the mexican and says " we have to much of this in our country"