The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower
the other 2% have never been to prison

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?

Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

Once you go asian you never miss an equation

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?

There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?

The Cop

Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

What do a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?

- A Avalanche



What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?

- A mudslide



What do you call Black people running down a hill?

- Jail break