yo mama is so ugly when she went in a haunted house she came out with a application

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the moon they said "Houston we have a problem".

yo mama so fat it took her three years to get to the next corner

YO momma is so fat she had to make you to clean her ass because she could not get it

Yo mamma so ugly Bob the Builder said "Shit I cant fix this train wreck"

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it

Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers

Your mom's so stupid she put paper on the tv and said "It's pay-per-view!!! (Paper view)

To mamma so fat whe a bus hit her she said who threw that Twinkie