yo mommma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arreseted for public nudity!

Yo momma so hairy when you came

Out her virgina you were born

with carpet burn

Yo moma so fat she used the high way as a slip in slide

Yo mamma so dumb se sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo Momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo momma so ugaly she walked into a scary hay ride and came out with a appilcation

Yo Momma is so poor she use's her head as a mop.

Yo Momma so ugly Hello Kitty Said goodbye!

YO MOMMA SO DUM SHE LOCKED HER KEY IN A MOTYCYCLE

Yo momma so dumb she put the keys of the keyboard in alphabetical order