Yo Moma So Fat She Left The House In Heels, And Came Back In Flats...

Girl: It's a shame your here.
You: It's a shame you look just like your mom.

Yo momma is so fat she created a hotmail account just so she can eat Spam

Yo mama so dumb that she had went on the other side of a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat when she twerks it makes an earthqauke

your mamma so small when she sits on a curb her legs dangle

Yo Momma so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.

Yo Mamma so fat that she dose'nt need internet shes already world wide.

Yo momma so fat even flat stanley told her to scoot the f*ck over

Yo Momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 50 pounds