Your mothers like a pump shotgun to cocks and one blow

yo momma so stupid that when she heard the super bowl was coming she took a spoon

Yo momma so fat even Jesus can't lift her soul

Yo Momma's so fat that when she put on a yellow shirt a kid yelled," Hey! there's the school bus!"

Yo momma teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo Momma is like a hockey player she only showers after 3 priods.

yo momma is like a hockey player...







she changes pads every 3 periods

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

Yo momma so hairy that she make Bigfoot look bald!

yo momma is so stupid he got trapped into a food store and she starved to death