Yo mama’s vagina is so hairy when she had you,it took 5 indiana jones to find you.

your mom is like subway everybody eat fresh

YO MAMA IS SO OLD HER SOCIAL SECURYTY NUMBER IS IN ROMAN NUMBERS

Yo momma so fat, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Twinkie!!"

Yo mama is so fat when the world ended we had to move onto her

yo momma so damn ugly chuck norris looked at her and he died

yo momma's so short when she gets off the bus she hits her forehead to the curb

Yo Momma is so fat they have to attach a siren to her back when she backs up

yo momma so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.