Yo Momma so black, that she needs to put white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family"

Your mams like a doorknob, Everybody gets a turn

yo momma is so fat when she steped on the scales it said to be continued

Yo mama forehead so big when she sleeps her dreams are like movies

yo mama like a piece of chicken fat greasy and everyone had a piece of her

Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.

Yo Momma is so skinny, she uses a bandage as a MAXI pad.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money