yo mamma so stupid we caught her looking over a glass wall.

Yo mama so stupid she saw a bus filled with white people and said " Stop that twinky !"

Your mama so stupid she thought her vagina was a coin slot

Yo Momma so short she hang glide with Dorito's.

your moma is so poor the ducks through bread at her

Yo Momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo Momma so fat she left the house wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops

yo momma's so stupid she tried to climb mountain-dew

Yo Momma so poor, when you asked her for a nickel, she said: "Boy, if i had a nickel we'd be living in a REAL box.

Your mum is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion