Your mom is so fat, when i tried to drive around her on a full tank, i ran out of gas halfway.

Yo momma So damn fat She thought Addidas stand For [All Day I Dream About Snickers]

Yo mama so fat that when God said "let there be light" He asked her to move.

ya mommas so fat she went out with a waterproff yellow coat on and people kept shouting taxi

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale

Your mom's so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth!!!

Yo mama is like a vacuum, you turn her on, she sucks and blows, then gets laid in the closet

Yo Momma is so poor that birds throw her bread

yo momma so poor when i asked her what was for dinner she pulled out a shotgun an said the next person that moves

Yo Momma so ugly her pillow cries at night