Yo Momma is so fat, her belly button makes it 15 mins before she does.

Your mamma is so stupid when she looked at her reflection in the window she said who the hell are you

yo mama so dumd she put makeup on her forhead just to make up her mind

Yo momma so poor at her house they have to eat cereal with a fork to preserve milk.

your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more.

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

Yo mama so ugly,the automatic open doors
Didn't open for her.

yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out the toilet

Yo Momma is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone!

Yo mama so ugly,people pay her to keep
Her clothes on at a stripping club.