Yo momma so fat she has to buy three airline tickets.

yo mamma is so old she used to babysit jesus

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason the snow melts

Yo mamma's so stupid, when she was being chased by cops, she called 911.

Girl: "Bitch!"
You:Do I look like your mom to you?

what do you call a black man on top of a church



holly shit

you moma is so old that she has jesus in her year book

yo mamma is so fat she does not even fit in this joke

Yo Momma so fat the Superbowl is only for her breakfast...

Yo momma is so ugly her shadow ran away